Hello dear reader(s)!
Have you ever had that one special recipe that you made, that seemed to be magic? The recipe that you could make perfectly every single time? The recipe that if you made for someone would cause them to fall near instantly in love with you?
For me, that recipe is chicken rolls. Unfortunately for me, there will be no chicken rolls this Valentine’s Day. Because I went mostly vegetarian. And now I’m a pescatarian. Because there is fresh wild salmon here, so I’m eating that too now. Sue me. At least the reason I am not having them isn’t because I am some sort of freak who doesn’t like cream cheese. Who doesn’t like cream cheese? Nobody I want to know anyway. Or peach cobbler? What? But I digress.
However, my dear reader(s), I was not always a mostly vegetarian then pescatarian. That didn’t start until this last summer. Before that, I still ate meat. I like to cook. Since it can be creative, of course I am going to like it. And while I have never before posted a recipe on this blog-type-thing (I think, hell, I don’t know.), I figured what with Valentine’s Day quickly approaching, in this here blog-type-thing’s never-ending quest to educate, enlighten, and entertain…I would offer up this amazing recipe for you dear reader(s) to prepare for a romantic dinner for your date that has never, ever failed me in getting lucky once prepared for my date. Ever. Seriously, this is like magic.
So if you all are ready, here is the recipe. They are called chicken rolls.
Actually fuck that, chicken rolls are my secret weapon. You think I’m going to just give away that kind of power? Please!
Sorry, I just thought I’d let you all know that I can make a food that is an aphrodisiac for people who are normal and like cream cheese.
What are your plans for Valentine’s Day? Do you have any plans? Do you care about it, or is it just another day? Do you have a Valentine?